I must be too annoying 4 u.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
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