bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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