this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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