Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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