I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Randomize
