I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Randomize
