I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Randomize
