im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
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