i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
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