this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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