Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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