youre lurking in front of me
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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