are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
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