Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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