Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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