rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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