I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
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