Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Sorry about my life...
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