My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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