it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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