All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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