Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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