You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
my fingers and penis are no longer on speaking terms. My penis is too jealous of where my fingers get to go.
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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