I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
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