we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
