Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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