Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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