Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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