Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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