Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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