Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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