Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
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