Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Randomize
