What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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