i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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