The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
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