everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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