That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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