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(845): View more from New York

At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.

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(954): View more from Florida

i just sent this text using only my big toe

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(973): View more from New Jersey

pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy

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(518): View more from New York

I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before

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(315): View more from New York

Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis

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(916): View more from California

day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.

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(904): View more from Florida

I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.

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(519): View more from Ontario

What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?

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