I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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