So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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