she was so not down for the gang bang
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
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