drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
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