doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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