Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
Randomize
