Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
