Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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