Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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