the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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