I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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